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Spent a few weeks in hospital due to sepsis because I eat poo ane then I hadto stay in prison for raping my son and breaking his other arm but now Im BACK!!! Back to grooming kids online!
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Frustrated because your all virgin weaklings who never touched a single weight in their lives. This fucking fourm is full of you frustrated fags. Haha I bet all of you can only DREAM about being able to look in a mirror and not hate what u see
What exactly do you capitalist swine Americanoscum celebrate with Thanksgiving? It sounds like a gay holiday. Who do you thank? The government for being such boomer cunts? The boucacks and niggers that ruin your country? Or perhaps you thank McDonalds and Papa Whatever's and Burger Whatshisname for making everyone diabetic? Or do you thank Hollywood for being so fucking woke, gay and full of SJW's? The only legitimate reason to be thankful every year, is to thank Allah (on whom be piss) for...
You stupid shiksa, what do you think you're doing canceling shows and threatening people here? Knock it off and go make me some money! You signed a contract, now go play a show or I'll see you in court.
His gross, wrinkled limp old cock should be cut off and glued to his hairy nose so he looks like a limp dick misshapen elephant. He's just as shit as that lasagna-faced fat boomer cunt Trump except that Trump's retarded tweets were at least entertaining to read.
You hear that? That's the sound of me getting stronger while your still skinny faggots hahaha!
Stay weak, dweebs! Stay jelly too (I know that word makes you go in a nerdrage because it's true)
The doctors told me tonight that if make it down to 80 Stone I can move back in with my mum again. Wish me luck everyone!!! Tah, well oorf to bed.. oh yea I'm already in bed, been here for months! Please keep the bald faggots away from my window. oh dear...
Have you gotten your daily dose of protein via Tyrone's nigger cum today? Have you been injecting synthol in your brain again? Have you had your daily roid rage too? Go flex some more in front of the mirror while touching your tinycock. Fag.
Now where are Americans supposed to take their ugly fucking families with their fat wives and fat bratty kids and engorge themselves on cheap, highly processed food?
We're trying to turn the Reddit fitness community into a more fat and queer positive space, so we banned u/GayForZyzz (who you know as Gunnar) for his toxic masculinity and constant derision of people of size.
He has mental retardation due to an overdose of steroids and nigger cum. Please be understanding of his condition. We are accepting of retards and fags here so be nice to him.
I'm so gassy and need to shit every hour. I can't figure out what the hell is wrong with me. I've been eating random things, so I can't pinpoint. Maybe I have corona? :frown:
International superstar Adele in a bloody, drawn out street rumble with at least ten geezers.
At first she was taking an absolute beating until one of them insulted her last single and she went berserk. What happened next was so insane I cannot actually describe it in words.
COME TO THE ILFORD DVD RENTAL YA CUNT AND MEET ME THERE ASAP. I WILL BREAK YOUR ARMS AND DESTROY YOUR FACE IN A PROPER FISTFIGHT YA WANKER. FUCKING COME AND FIGHT ME ASAP WANKER
Picked up a ribeye while I was there, damn this is good. Saw more mudsharks than there were shopping carts. Tends to happen when I go after 8pm.
Prices aren't that much higher on most things and some are mostly the same. I crop dusted an old couple. Also, some fucking kid hit her head on some junk laying in the middle of the aisle and wouldn't stop screaming for a fucking hour. By the time I was done I couldn't get out of there fast enough.
I WILL PUNCH YOU SO HARD, YOUR MUM WILL NOT RECOGNIZE YOU YA CUNT. FORGET THAT DEAD CUNT MAD BARRY. MEET ME AT THE ILFORD DVD RENTAL ASAP IF YOU'RE NOT A FAGGOT AND KISS YOUR TEETH GOODBYE CUNT
You must eat a can of beans for each and every meal for 5 days straight. Then close all your windows and doors. Sit there and fart uncontrollably. You're not allow to open any windows.. let it REEK. If you can withstand this for an entire day, you win!
If you're the best country in the world, yeah? And your claim to fame is being fat and stupid, right? Then how come us Brits are fatter and stupider? Sounds like a load of bollocks if you ask me.
Anything else is for fags and niggres. Rum si the real drink alonhg with belgian of german beer. anyting else is for retards
I'm fucking tipsy with rum you fukcing fags. fuck the brtish and long livre america and europe
fucking british nggers and theirn shit qieen cunt Ihope she dies soon
Not bullshitting. No idea where I caught it from, not that it matters. Gotta do a fucking 5 day quarantine starting today. I had my shots so no real worries, mainly have a sore throat and runny nose. Wife is running a bit of a fever.
Spend lots of money on your wife or girlfriend to show her that you love her! Get her some roses, chocolates, a stuffed bear, an expensive dinner somewhere nice, and a bottle of wine too. I've got all that and more for sale at great prices. Don't forget to buy her a card too!
Haha you fuckin queers. Seeing plenty of scrawny and fat new people in the gym. Respect if they keep at it, but in most casesthey abandon once the newyears resoltion thing wears off. I bet you fags wouldnt even try pumping some iron since your so weak of both body and mind. Fuckin' fags haha
Literally posting this from the gym. Had to stay at work longer so I hit the iron later today. In the meantime you scrawny fags are still being jealous on this gay forum. Haha!
So I was sitting at the bar tonight sipping a mojito and chatting up the bartender. She was a hottie and the place wasn't very busy. (Red Lobster on a Sunday night). So I finish my drink. and the bartender asks me if I'd like another. So I said, I think I'll have a Black Russian. So she starts mixing the drink and then I hear a voice next to me that says, There ain't no Black Russians. I says, Well, there are some. I turn to the left and Barry Ferguson is sitting three stools down from me. I...
We'll see if it helps me shit regular again. Was white breast meat, so not super greasy. Could be mixed results since the grease seems to lube your system.
You think you're tough you roided up, shitbrained cunt fag? You suck massive cocks of your fellow bodybuilding fags you nigger-loving insecure little fuck. I'm sure any fat American fuck would be able to crush your ass with one hand you steroid-monstrosity. I bet you injected so much roids that your miserable tinycock is non-existant by now you retard. Filthy nigger. Kill yourself.
Oy vey, who knew they were a bunch of anti-semites? I mean, uh, ignorant anti-science yokels? The World Health Organization doesn't think you need repeated booster shots of the COVID vaccine, but are you going to trust them or your pal Shlomo and his buddies at Pfizer who have plenty more doses for sal- I mean, to keep you safe?
Jelly that while I'm getting stronger hittin' the iron and your still huffing and sweating buckets just to get your fat ass out of the couch haha! I can't believe this pathetic forum still exists
I like the ones who work extra hard to impress me. Can't tell you how much I :fap: thinking of some rugged bodybuilder I can satisfy :suck: . Any takers?
You probably decided your scrawny ass would go to the gym and hit some iron to do somethin about that fuckin' skinny ass of yours. And you'll go their once or twice and then abandon because that's what gay ass quitters like you fags do haha
These fags inject so much roids and nigger cum in themselves their brain rots. That's why they act so agrrssive and insecure. They also like to compliment each others bodies and suck each others cock while saying no homo, bro because they think that it makes them somehow less homosexual. Fucking closet faggot.
One of your members did a sorry attempt at trolling on our subreddit. I expected this forum to be lame but holy shit you guysare a bunch of faggots.
What do you do with your pathetic lives? I bet you're all obese with a fat gut hanging over your belt or scrawny with toothpick arms. What will you be doing these days? Watch TV? I'll be in the gym pumping iron and getting bigger while you jack off you little losers LOL
And what the fuck is this gay ass captcha? Cars and cats? LOL fags!
All that bottled up nerdrage must be directed at someone doesnt it? Haha! Fuckin' pathetic.
I'll be going to the gym tonight before it closes and while you wank yourself to sleep, I'll enjoy a well desserved xmas meal to grow stronger. Cya soon fags!
And please stay mad and frustrated! It's like livefuel for us lifters
Here we are again, dear Sworn Brothers of the Holy Shitfarting Pukerape, this year's edition of the Suckage List of People who should be violently killed in 2022.
Feel free to add more names. If you disagree with this list, sodomize yourself with a shotgun.
- Queen Elisabeth, that old hag cunt queen of that sorry shit heap known as the Jewnited Kingdom
- Amber Heard, that lying cunt whore who should get her face brutally ripped off by rabid gorillas
Recently Heinz made a disgusting sauce called Mayochup, which is a mix of mayonnaise and ketchup (but mostly soybean oil and corn syrup) that comes in a squeeze bottle. I heard someone say that this is basically a mass manufactured knock off of what Belgians dip their French fries in though, is that accurate?
And stop calling it Pfizermectin! It's nothing like Ivermectin, that's horse paste. If Paxlovid was anything like that cheap garbage, would it cost $530? I don't think so!
Sometimes I'm very gassy and my stools isn't in the form of SHIT-PILLARS but of smaller turds. (shit-nuggets)
The farts put so much pressure in my re(K)tum, the turds get shot out like a machine gun. I could shoot a nigger with that shit.
I will let you rape my 10 years old son and suck your tiny dick if you become my fwiend. I live in Ilford, England andhave plenty of feces to share for dinner :cool:
Let me know!
Going back to work sucks, you know? Especially when you're depressed and anxious and want to die like me. Besides, not everyone should have to work for a living. I should be able to stay home and smoke weed all day so I can contribute to society in other ways, like tweeting about trans rights.
Here in BelGAYum, we use these. All are considered highly offensive and racist
French:
- Boucack (boo-cack) you know this one
- Moucack (moo-cack)
- Marlouf (mar-loof)
- Macaque (mah-cack) which is a type of ape
- Touf (toof)
- Nègre du désert (desert nigger)
Dutch is quite similar with some differences
- Makak (mah-cack)
- Matoef (mah-toof)
- Marroef (mah-roof)
- Pisdoek (piss-doock) means piss-scarf for that shit-sleared cloth they wear on their head
- Kameelneger (camel nigger)
The putrid smell coming from his fat mothers basement finally became too much so she went downstairs and checked on him. She was horrified to find her obese retarded son choked to death on his own feces.
and out come like 6 boulder sized turds. I could hear the plop of each one as they hit the water. My ass was completely soaked from the backsplash. I could feel every splash. It was actually quite refreshing, but I had to shower afterwards.
Now that your child-touching fat fuck inbred nigger guru has fukked off, why don't you follow his example, eat your own shit and choke on it? Fukk off from here you British fags.
Neither the Americans nor the Europeans want you and your old piece of shit cunt queen and her incest family of perverts. Fags.
Come back fatass. We need you to act as a laughing stock and use you as a punching bag, nigger. Come the fukk back you coward cunt boy loving incest pedo
Did he end up fucking off due to the constant bullying? Did he finally understand being an incest-comitting pedophile is wrong ?
Did he at last do the world a favor and kill himself? We may never find out but we will miss laughing at his hairy sausage tits and crusty, smelly pissflaps.
Chris, if you're reading this from the beyond: fuck off, you boucak sucking homogay. You suck fat nigger schlong for food you broke fag.
Where we discuss such topics like nigger sodomy, grooming of kids, mental retardation, autism, incest and how to cope with being obese schizos obsessed with fags and bald people.
We also organize moments where we come together in Ilford and suck each others small dick 69 style.
Does it ever happen that your SHIT-PILLARS are so fucking greasy after eating some shitty food that you waste and entire roll of toilet paper cleaning your ass? Had to take a fucking shower to clean this shit properly.be m8
I keep calling the nurses with my panic button, but they haven't shown up. I thought I would be safe on the second floor, but these bald faggots keep peaking in. The nurses said they couldn't put me in a room on a higher floor or the building might collapse. Maybe someone can contact my mum or the Ilford police for me? Or my psychologist Dr. Sheffield? He believes me
So my best buddy is an ER doctor. He tells me stories about fucking marginal people who he sometimes has to deal with. Another recent one: a fat pile of shit female boucack comes to the ER because she feels sick, has pain and feels bloated. Turns out she was 7 months pregnant and had no idea. I mean what the fuck ? How the fuck can this even be?
I know it's common for these untermenschen to shit out kids all year long and to never visit a doctor because they're too primitive and fucking...
Here is a video of criminals losing their absolute shit when handed over life sentences.
Please kindly notice how the majority of these people are niggers and boucacks, as one would expect. They bring a fine contribution to America's society, wouldn't you say. This is yet another proof that niggerism and boucackhood are a stain on the US and should be ended using any violent means possible.
It seems like we're getting stalked by a fat, stinking Brit without teeth. Have you guys forgotten to give him his schizo meds again?
Dammit guys! We need to stop forgetting to give that fat child-beater his meds. Now he's convulsing violently and hitting his head with his drool-encrusted keyboard.
All this while he has fat boucack cock in his mouth and nigger cock in his ass.
Fuck man you're a sick fuck. Disgusting! Fucking kill yourself right now. There is no hope for you, fag, and kiddie rapists are the lowest of the low. Any half-decent country would have thrown your fat nigger ass in jail, but then again, this is the UK.... the entire royal family is a bunch of incest-ridden pedos.
Living in a country where
- Paedophilia is rife
- People have rotten, crooked teeth from eating actual shit
- They worship a royal family full if paedophiles that never worked a day, live off the people's back and laugh at them while living in their shit-stained palaces
- Incest is so severe that everyone is retarded and deformed
- They suck American cock while Americans think they're a bunch of faggots and laugh at them
This sorry excuse of a country is so gay and fail it makes a...
Trying to cross the North Sea to make it to the UK. Why the fuck would they want to go to that shit stained pile of rocks anyway? I guess these untermenschen were looking for a place where their rampant pedophilia would be tolerated.
Anyway, that piece of junk they were using to cross the sea sank and all of them drowned.
Fucking LOL. It's unknown what fail country they came from, but they were confirmed to be boucacks and niggers. Thank you, North Sea!
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