Got into the protein shakes this afternoon after lunch!

[The Room Clearer]

Had some rotten fruit after that and a good amount of eggs and chilis then the farts started coming. Been getting more frequent all day. Right now I'm noshing down a caramel roll and the smell in here is incredibly fantastic! Been getting dizzy spells from hugging these farts so much and so often, but every time a fart comes, I cannot resist or even escape. I'm in Heaven.

[The Room Clearer]

Yes, that's right. I love these farts so much I don't even huff them, I hug them.

[Elevator Action]

I had a similar diet the other day, but it had a lot of shellfish and Indian spices. I rode the elevators in the buildings downtown all day.

[RightWingConspirator]

You all make me proud to be an American.

[Guest]

You all make me proud to be an American.

boring cunt