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Someone please help me I need your advice right now!

Posted: Sun Apr 14, 2019 1:29 am
by Fart Questioner
When I fart, it smells so bad that I gag. Right now I just farted, and it made me have to puke in the sink.

How can I get my farts to start smelling really good like you all do here? I would like to join your club and learn the secrets of fart huffing so to end my suffering and start living in endless bliss.

Re: Someone please help me I need your advice right now!

Posted: Sun Apr 14, 2019 2:21 pm
by ~ Fart Guru ~
Be careful son, one can overdo it and fall into a fart coma for many years.

Re: Someone please help me I need your advice right now!

Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2019 5:57 am
by my ass smells purty
Chug a quart of febreze