I just farted for over 20 seconds

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I just farted for over 20 seconds

Post by King of farts » Sun Jul 05, 2020 2:42 am

It was super loud and raspy.

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Re: I just farted for over 20 seconds

Post by Guest » Thu Jul 09, 2020 11:12 pm

How did it smell? Was it a bit eggy?

My last raspy fart was a bit eggy. Eggs seems to dry my farts out for some reason.

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Re: I just farted for over 20 seconds

Post by my ass smells purty » Fri Jul 10, 2020 8:54 pm

I had those insanely loud and long poots with no smell last night. I was helping out in the warehouse. It was so gd hot that I drank 1 44oz Coke, 2 cans of Coke, 20oz Cheerwine and 4 bottles of Fiji and didn’t take a piss in the 6 hours I was there

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Re: I just farted for over 20 seconds

Post by RightWingConspirator » Fri Jul 10, 2020 9:31 pm

I think that's what happened to me the other day when it was about 100 outside. I drank at least four bottles of water and didn't piss once.

Then I had some loud booming farts that didn't stink at all.

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Re: I just farted for over 20 seconds

Post by my ass smells purty » Sat Jul 11, 2020 10:44 am

Must be the heat then cause I would poot while walking and wouldn’t stop for 20ft

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Re: I just farted for over 20 seconds

Post by RightWingConspirator » Sat Jul 11, 2020 6:08 pm

I might have to develop a heat/water/stink/noise logarithm to predict the effects of heat on farts.

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Re: I just farted for over 20 seconds

Post by King of farts » Sat Jul 11, 2020 6:31 pm

Unfortunately it didn't smell but it was hysterically funny.

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