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Post by ChrisMuttonshutter » Sat Apr 04, 2020 10:05 am

Just done a spot of gardening today so I may relax tonight with........

Stay calm all.
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Post by ChrisMuttonshutter » Mon Apr 06, 2020 7:11 am

Making some chicken soup today, here's the recipe -
Chicken carcasses with lots of meat.
Celery
Onion
Potatoes
Salt
Chicken Stock pot

If you've got these ingredients just wing it m8's.

Enjoy and stay safe, unless you're a fucktard, which means

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Post by ChrisMuttonshutter » Mon Apr 13, 2020 10:52 am

Fucking hell, I've been a tad lazy with regards to my famous Blog, sorry readers it's been a week since my last update, being in lock down, time oozes out like a whore's STI.
Hope you all got that special Easter Egg you had been wishing for and in the case of my mate dave jr, jesus saved you.

Happy Easter m8ypoos

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Post by ChrisMuttonshutter » Fri Apr 24, 2020 7:19 am

Isolation getting you down ? Follow the orange man's advice and sit under a sun lamp and drink bleach, you know it makes sense.
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Post by ChrisMuttonshutter » Mon Apr 27, 2020 4:25 am

I see my short stories are keeping you fuckers entertained while emperor trumpy fiddles during the epidemic that doesn't exist.
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Post by ChrisMuttonshutter » Sat May 02, 2020 4:01 am

It's world naked gardening day today, so get out your dibber and plunge it into something warm.

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Post by Jonnifer » Sat May 02, 2020 9:08 pm

Can I come round and fart in your face and mouth please? I think you'll find it a most pleasurable experience.

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Post by RightWingConspirator » Sun May 03, 2020 12:10 am

I think Chris would prefer to be tied up first.

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Post by ChrisMuttonshutter » Sun May 03, 2020 3:00 am

RightGayTwat wrote:
Sun May 03, 2020 12:10 am
I think Chris would prefer to be tied up first.
Don't include me in your gay fantasies m8.
Oh and good to see you reading my famous BLOG derek, you know it makes fucking sense.
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Post by ChrisMuttonshutter » Sat May 09, 2020 3:53 am

Seems a lot of you fuckers are upset.....

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