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Re: Mutton's short story thread

Post by Fagmund Freud » Mon Nov 30, 2020 4:55 pm

Write one about the time OCP sodomized you with a fire hydrant. You may find it therapeutic to do so.

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Re: Mutton's short story thread

Post by Graham Nifty » Mon Nov 30, 2020 5:07 pm

He crashed his ford sanitary towel because ziggy his dog was licking his crotch and he dreamed it was a girl, a real girl, not some anime shit he usually got off on.
He awoke with a fire hydrant up his arse.
It felt nice, NO it felt just right.
As his idol once said " ......................

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Re: Mutton's short story thread

Post by Zoink » Tue Dec 01, 2020 4:54 am

He looked down into the toilet.
The creatures there were flapping about. He thought about flushing but he enjoyed the scene.
He chuckled.......
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Re: Mutton's short story thread

Post by Zoink » Fri Dec 04, 2020 11:32 am

He wasn't who he was supposed to be.
He wasn't who they thought he was.
He wasn't even here.
They knew his name, but did they.
He knew who he was.
Oh how he laffed, oh how he laffed.
He continued his journey.
The God's smiled .........
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Re: Mutton's short story thread

Post by Zoink » Tue Dec 08, 2020 5:13 am

So this is the shithole
And what have you done?
Another year nearly over
And a new fucker will soon be on top of you like old jimmyjam's boyfriend

And so this is Christmas
I hope you have fun
The near and the dear ones like ..
Old fuckers called rwc and the bald one.

A very merry Christmas
And a happy New Year
Let's hope it's a good one
To be one with being a little bit sick.

Inshallah with tinsel on.
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Re: Mutton's short story thread

Post by Zoink » Wed Dec 16, 2020 5:06 pm

The Game

He stared down at the chess board .....
...... only a few had tried to own this sacred tomb .......


to be continued ..
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Re: Mutton's short story thread

Post by Zoink » Sun Dec 20, 2020 8:35 am

The Game

He stared down at the chess board .....
...... only a few had tried to own this sacred tomb .......
He hadn't played on one of the earlier boards and he had no interest in it:
The first board he played on was a good board but he lost his temper during a match and destroyed it completely:
The owner of the next board was a fool and didn't want him playing, he destroyed that board as well:
The new board was a replica board and it's owner just wanted to see a good game, he left the players alone.
This suited him .....


to be continued ..
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Re: Mutton's short story thread

Post by Zoink » Mon Dec 21, 2020 5:19 pm

The Game

He stared down at the chess board .....
...... only a few had tried to own this sacred tomb .......
He hadn't played on one of the earlier boards and he had no interest in it:
The first board he played on was a good board but he lost his temper during a match and destroyed it completely:
The owner of the next board was a fool and didn't want him playing, he destroyed that board as well:
The new board was a replica board and it's owner just wanted to see a good game, he left the players alone.
This suited him .....

He looked down on the opposition ...... he always had ...


to be continued ..
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Re: Mutton's short story thread

Post by Zoink » Thu Dec 24, 2020 5:11 pm

The Game

He stared down at the chess board .....
...... only a few had tried to own this sacred tomb .......
He hadn't played on one of the earlier boards and he had no interest in it:
The first board he played on was a good board but he lost his temper during a match and destroyed it completely:
The owner of the next board was a fool and didn't want him playing, he destroyed that board as well:
The new board was a replica board and it's owner just wanted to see a good game, he left the players alone.
This suited him .....

He looked down on the opposition ...... he always had ...

He paused and thought ..


to be continued ..
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Re: Mutton's short story thread

Post by Zoink » Fri Jan 01, 2021 4:19 am

The Game

He stared down at the chess board .....
...... only a few had tried to own this sacred tomb .......
He hadn't played on one of the earlier boards and he had no interest in it:
The first board he played on was a good board but he lost his temper during a match and destroyed it completely:
The owner of the next board was a fool and didn't want him playing, he destroyed that board as well:
The new board was a replica board and it's owner just wanted to see a good game, he left the players alone.
This suited him .....

He looked down on the opposition ...... he always had ...

He paused and thought ..
They had no fucking idea what he'd do next ...



to be continued ..
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