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Re: Mutton's short story thread

Post by Guest » Fri Jan 01, 2021 9:48 am

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Re: Mutton's short story thread

Post by Zoink » Thu Jan 07, 2021 11:57 am

The Game

He stared down at the chess board .....
...... only a few had tried to own this sacred tomb .......
He hadn't played on one of the earlier boards and he had no interest in it:
The first board he played on was a good board but he lost his temper during a match and destroyed it completely:
The owner of the next board was a fool and didn't want him playing, he destroyed that board as well:
The new board was a replica board and it's owner just wanted to see a good game, he left the players alone.
This suited him .....

He looked down on the opposition ...... he always had ...

He paused and thought ..
They had no fucking idea what he'd do next ...

..... the old king fatso was a spent force now, he wasn't really in the game;
..... the redneck knight didn't know which way to turn and followed any fucker;



to be continued ..
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Re: Mutton's short story thread

Post by Guest » Thu Jan 07, 2021 12:21 pm

riveting stuff fatso, you should go start a real blog somewhere else and stop posting here

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Re: Mutton's short story thread

Post by Guest » Thu Jan 07, 2021 12:40 pm

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Re: Mutton's short story thread

Post by Zoink » Sun Jan 24, 2021 5:24 am

The Game

He stared down at the chess board .....
...... only a few had tried to own this sacred tomb .......
He hadn't played on one of the earlier boards and he had no interest in it:
The first board he played on was a good board but he lost his temper during a match and destroyed it completely:
The owner of the next board was a fool and didn't want him playing, he destroyed that board as well:
The new board was a replica board and it's owner just wanted to see a good game, he left the players alone.
This suited him .....

He looked down on the opposition ...... he always had ...

He paused and thought ..
They had no fucking idea what he'd do next ...

..... the old king fatso was a spent force now, he wasn't really in the game;
..... the redneck knight didn't know which way to turn and followed any fucker;
..... the balding fat potato eater was now a spent force;
..... the faggot belgian was irrelevant now:
..... where was jimmy ... at home with his mum;

He wrote down his next three moves and handed them to the adjudicator :

Checkmate;
He walked out of the arena laffing ...
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Re: Mutton's short story thread

Post by Guest » Sun Jan 24, 2021 6:34 pm

You sound like a FUCKING POOF :yank:

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Re: Mutton's short story thread

Post by Ray the arm breaker » Mon Jan 25, 2021 4:54 pm

....and you sound upset m8.com

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Re: Mutton's short story thread

Post by Guest » Mon Jan 25, 2021 6:21 pm

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Re: Mutton's short story thread

Post by Zoink » Sun Jan 31, 2021 4:51 am

He inhaled the smoke - poooooof (i)t er(oded) into the ether as did his mind
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Re: Mutton's short story thread

Post by Guest » Mon Feb 01, 2021 6:51 pm

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