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Re: Mutton's short story thread

Post by ChrisMuttonshutter » Sun Mar 29, 2020 5:46 am

She sat and wondered which one of her fellow travelers would be the one to .......
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Re: Mutton's short story thread

Post by ChrisMuttonshutter » Tue Mar 31, 2020 10:58 am

He placed his testicles in the vice not knowing if he was doing the right thing.......





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Post by ChrisMuttonshutter » Wed Apr 01, 2020 7:13 am

His saliva cascaded to the floor and he watched as it crawled under the door .......
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Post by ChrisMuttonshutter » Thu Apr 02, 2020 12:57 pm

As the poet talked back to the night he realised his efforts had always been in vain and threw himself off the 14th floor .....
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Post by ChrisMuttonshutter » Sat Apr 04, 2020 10:07 am

He'd left his finger in a tight hole somewhere but couldn't for the life of him remember where...
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Re: Mutton's short story thread

Post by ChrisMuttonshutter » Mon Apr 06, 2020 7:04 am

He decided to give up social intercourse on the Internet for lent, unfortunately he had no fucking idea when lent was ........




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Re: Mutton's short story thread

Post by Ryan Griffin » Mon Apr 06, 2020 8:30 pm

Do some short stories about farts please mate.

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Re: Mutton's short story thread

Post by ChrisMuttonshutter » Mon Apr 13, 2020 10:45 am

As the rampaging hordes attacked his fort, the King fucked off and left the proletariat to face the music ...
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Re: Mutton's short story thread

Post by Guest » Tue Apr 14, 2020 7:44 pm

arsehole breath wrote:
Mon Apr 13, 2020 10:45 am
As the rampaging hordes attacked his fort, the King fucked off and left the proletariat to face the music ...
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Boring twaddle

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Re: Mutton's short story thread

Post by ChrisMuttonshutter » Wed Apr 15, 2020 5:00 am

Guest wrote:
Tue Apr 14, 2020 7:44 pm
arsehole breath wrote:
Mon Apr 13, 2020 10:45 am
As the rampaging hordes attacked his fort, the King fucked off and left the proletariat to face the music ...
0/10

Boring twaddle
Thanks for the criticism, though I thought your score was a tad low, even if the story wasn't one of my best, still we are all allowed our opinions.

Note - sorry for any fucker expecting to read a riveting story
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