I HOPE EVERYONE IS READY FOR THIS BIG WEEKEND!!!!

[RightWingConspirator]

World Toilet Bowl Day is nearly here.

[RightWingConspirator]

My ass already smells like straight up pure BUTTHOLE!!!

[Ace McTurdski]

I'm inspired to be a very stinky man this weekend..

[Vegeta]

Aw yeah. Poop time.

[Coach Buzzcut]

BEAVIS AND BUTTHEAD, YOU SMELL LIKE A TURD!!

[RWC lazy pooper]

I had 4 poops already today.

[Liam Turdpusher]

I like to be involved in this too! I just pushed out a 1 and a half foot length of turd!

[Joe Blowinitup]

I just destroyed the porcelain. Still picking shards out of my ass. Anything for a good cause though. That's how I look at it.

[Anonymous guy]

I pushed out such a large today this afternoon that it clogged the entire sewage system of my neighborhood. They had to call out the city maintenance workers to fix it all. I prefer to remain anonymous on this one.

[Schlongy McDoogal]

I crapped so much today I thought I was gonna have to purchase a new asshole.