Dave Doherty's short story thread

[Guest]

That's what she said

[Guest]

Drugs are bad for you.

[ChrisMuttonshutter]

When the tree fell nobody heard the crash, even Norbert.

[ChrisMuttonshutter]

He grimaced when he saw what he had created.......

[Gusset Edwards]

Tell us a story about them bigger lads that keep picking on you.

[ChrisMuttonshutter]

Tell us a story about them bigger lads that keep picking on you.

Many thanks for reading my column and your unusual suggestion, unfortunately I don't take on commissions as I base all my tales on life, not fantasies.
Hope this helps and keep reading.

[ChrisMuttonshutter]

It didn't look that big when he entered it.

[ChrisMuttonshutter]

He didn't realise his big toe would be covered in that when he pulled it out.

[Guest]

I think you need a thick ear and fat lip. Be round later pet.

[ChrisMlazypoos]

I think you need a thick ear and fat lip. Be round later pet.

Tells me a lot that post.
pet LMFAOffypoos

[ChrisMuttonshutter]

Jimmy's Mum said he couldn't go out as he needed some new trousers.

[Guest]

Ramblings of a poofta

[CMlazypoos]

Ramblings of a poofta

Oh pet, why the disdain ?

[Nigel Blenkinsop]

I wait with bated breath for the next thrilling installment.

[ChrisMuttonshutter]

I wait with bated breath for the next thrilling installment.

Here it is........


Even though he'd untied the sex doll from the bed it still didn't respond.........

[ChrisMuttonshutter]

When they taped his mouth shut he knew his mouth and fate were finally sealed ......

[ChrisMuttonshutter]

"fuck me" he thought, but they already were......

[ChrisMuttonshutter]

He tried twice but it was the third time the head came off.

[Julian]

No offense chap but these stories are complete toilet.

[CMLazypoos]

No offense chap but these stories are complete toilet.

You bitch he thought, but didn't reply, he wasn't vindictive against the subnormal.