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That's what she said
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Drugs are bad for you.
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When the tree fell nobody heard the crash, even Norbert.
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He grimaced when he saw what he had created.......
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Tell us a story about them bigger lads that keep picking on you.
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Gusset Edwards wrote: Mon Oct 29, 2018 8:31 am Tell us a story about them bigger lads that keep picking on you.
Many thanks for reading my column and your unusual suggestion, unfortunately I don't take on commissions as I base all my tales on life, not fantasies.
Hope this helps and keep reading.
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It didn't look that big when he entered it.
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He didn't realise his big toe would be covered in that when he pulled it out.
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I think you need a thick ear and fat lip. Be round later pet.
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Guest wrote: Tue Oct 30, 2018 8:51 am I think you need a thick ear and fat lip. Be round later pet.
Tells me a lot that post.
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Jimmy's Mum said he couldn't go out as he needed some new trousers.
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Ramblings of a poofta :biggrin:
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Guest wrote: Wed Oct 31, 2018 2:22 pm Ramblings of a poofta :biggrin:
Oh pet, why the disdain ?
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I wait with bated breath for the next thrilling installment.
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Nige wrote: Wed Oct 31, 2018 5:38 pm I wait with bated breath for the next thrilling installment.
Here it is........


Even though he'd untied the sex doll from the bed it still didn't respond.........
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When they taped his mouth shut he knew his mouth and fate were finally sealed ......
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"fuck me" he thought, but they already were......
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He tried twice but it was the third time the head came off.
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No offense chap but these stories are complete toilet.
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Julian wrote:Mon Nov 05, 2018 7:32 pm No offense chap but these stories are complete toilet.
You bitch he thought, but didn't reply, he wasn't vindictive against the subnormal.
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