That Taco Bell is really

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causing some enormous shitfarts. Had to strip my trousers and stand in the shower with the water running, the toilet was getting full.

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Sounds hot

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Right now there are some really weird sounds coming from my bowels. It's getting bad in here, gotta open a window.

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There, that's a little better. Still smells like a dead field nigger in here though.

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I bet that was pretty rank m8. Hope everything goes okay from here on out.