Please forgive Ray (Chris)

[Alfie Davies]

He's been going through a more severe pedophilic phase again and has a hard time controlling his sick urges. We at the Ilford Pedophile Anonymous Association are doing our best to help him overcome his unsatiable sexual lust for kids. His frequent trips to the bariatric ward due to his schizo and diabetes acting up have made his attendances to IPAA meetings harder too.

[ChrisMongohomo]

Hiya Alfie, how's ur son m8? What's the address for his foster home? Just wondering, ta

[Vegeta]

Alfie, you gotta do something about Raymond. He's out of control.

[OldPyjama]

May I suggest brutally Robespierring the fat pedo?

[Guest]

Faggot