Everytime I take a shit larger than Bono...

[RightWingConspirator]

the stock market crashes.

[Vegeta]

Seems like you've been doing that pretty frequently lately

[Guest]

Baldy

[Shlomo Shekelstein]

Wanna buy some stock options? You could make a lot of money! Of course, there's an expiration date on these contracts, but I'm sure you'll have some great profits before it gets too close! Heh heh heh...

[RightWingConspirator]

Took another giant sized shit again today.

[Vegeta]

That explains the S&P 500

[OldPyjama]

Is that why Bitcoin is falling?

[Guest]

Faggot

[Raymond P Hewitt]

Will anyone please shit in my mouth? It's the rhing I like lost, other than raping kids

[RightWingConspirator]

Took an ABSOLUTELY MASSIVE shit today. It has affected my 401K, that's not good.