Just invested my life savings into Bitcoin.

[Guest]

Cock.

[Vegeta]

Hey, it could be worse. You could have bought stock in Netflix last year.

[RightWingConspirator]

If you really wanna fuck yourself, try buying a three bedroom house or a new truck right now.

[OldPyjama]

Niggercoin.

[Guest]

Faggot

[RightWingConspirator]

I've been taking huge shits all this week.

[Vegeta]

Calls on fat dumps

[OldPyjama]

Fatcoin

[Vegeta]

Fartcoin with its revolutionary Proof of Flatulence blockchain technology will make Bitcoin and Ethereum look like a fucking abacus.

[OldPyjama]

I hear Bitcock and Ethere(K)tum are Proof Of Rape though? Have you bought Incestcoin? Apparently a big thing in that gay piece of shit island known as the UK.

[Vegeta]

I've seen the use case for those coins, but I'm still certain that Fartcoin is going to blow away the competition.

[Guest]

I bought some Fartcoin and they reek