Other items that are interchangeable with "toilet paper", also commonly known as "shit wipe".

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Other items that are interchangeable with "toilet paper", also commonly known as "shit wipe".

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Any Twilight book
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Kendall Jenner's face
modern art
leaves
A DVD collection of any season of Hoops
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paystubs from minimum wage jobs
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Fucking 10/10 thread.

Anyway:

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Elon Musk's face
Amazon coupons
Politicians manifesto
Queen Elizabeth's face
SJW's manifesto
NFT's
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Any article promoting the dad bod
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OldPyjama wrote: Wed May 18, 2022 4:14 am Fucking 10/10 thread.

Anyway:

Blizzard games
Lawyers face
Elon Musk's face
Amazon coupons
Politicians manifesto
Queen Elizabeth's face
SJW's manifesto
NFT's
Any article promoting fat acceptance
Any article promoting the dad bod
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Use my face as well, please :fap:
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Greetings friends. Just got back from the Asian leg of my book signing tour. I see several changes have been made since my last visit, kudos.

For my contribution to this list, I'll give you a list of things people have been known to wipe with as an alternative.

Baby Wipes
Banana leaves
Bidet
Bum gun
Cardboard tubes
Cloth Diapers
Coffee Filters
Corn Husks
Cotton Balls
Maple Leaves
Moss
Mullein Leaves
Napkins & Tissue
Newspaper
Rinse in the sink/shower
Kotex/Tampons
Sponge
Sticks
Towels & Washcloths
Water Bottle
Johnny Depp's Bed
Lone Ranger's Record Contract
American Flags



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Re: Other items that are interchangeable with "toilet paper", also commonly known as "shit wipe".

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Factman wrote: Thu May 19, 2022 6:22 am Greetings friends. Just got back from the Asian leg of my book signing tour. I see several changes have been made since my last visit, kudos.

For my contribution to this list, I'll give you a list of things people have been known to wipe with as an alternative.

Baby Wipes
Banana leaves
Bidet
Bum gun
Cardboard tubes
Cloth Diapers
Coffee Filters
Corn Husks
Cotton Balls
Maple Leaves
Moss
Mullein Leaves
Napkins & Tissue
Newspaper
Rinse in the sink/shower
Kotex/Tampons
Sponge
Sticks
Towels & Washcloths
Water Bottle
Johnny Depp's Bed
Lone Ranger's Record Contract
American Flags



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Your co-worker's emailed 'inspirational thought of the day.'
Taco Bell Mexican Pizza.
Letters from collection agencies.
People at the store in pajamas.
People who leave the house in the afternoon in pajamas.
Political yard signs.
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