Was just wiping my ass

[Guest]

And one of my fingers went through the paper. Its covered in poo and stinks. What should I do?

[Suggestion Guy]

Use more paper next time.

[Confused Englishman]

Was just wiping my ass

arse?

[ChrisM (lazy)]

And one of my fingers went through the paper. Its covered in poo and stinks. What should I do?

Just lick your finger afterwards m8. In our country, eating shit is our national pride, along with being pedo.

[Guest]

I had a really light brown syrupy poo this morning and I'm STILL wiping.

[RightWingConspirator]

And one of my fingers went through the paper. Its covered in poo and stinks. What should I do?

Give your boyfriend a dirty sanchez

[Guest]

And one of my fingers went through the paper. Its covered in poo and stinks. What should I do?

Give your boyfriend a dirty sanchez

Just gave your mom one mate