Do any of you guys want to come to a

[Not a homo]

Mars bar party?

[Factman]

The Milky Way in the US is the Mars Bar in the United Kingdom.

[Guest]

The Milky Way in the US is the Mars Bar in the United Kingdom.

You're leaving out facts. The American version of the Mars bar was originally discontinued in 2002. It has only been revived for short runs since then. Good luck finding one.

[Factman]

Try Amazon

https://www.amazon.com/Mars-Chocolate-T ... B000FNC60Y

[Guest]

Try Amazon

https://www.amazon.com/Mars-Chocolate-T ... B000FNC60Y

That ain't it dumbass, that's a Milky Way Mars bar. I said American version of the Mars bar.

[Phreakwars]

I kind of remember those. Didn't they have almonds in them? That amazon link looked like a Milky Way.

[RightWingConspirator]

I kind of remember those. Didn't they have almonds in them? That amazon link looked like a Milky Way.

Yes they did, you are correct. Factmoron doesn't know what he's talking about again.

[Factman]

Factman offers a sincere apology for the hasty research into a beloved concoction that many senior citizens once enjoyed. Factman always strives for accuracy, but alas, is quite human and subject to an occasional error. Factman will always make corrections if evidence of an error has occurred and would like to offer all my readers a coupon for .50 cents off your purchase of a Mars Bar from Ethel M Chocolates with the purchase of my soon to be published book. Thank you and have a wonderful day.

[Guest]

Factman offers a sincere apology for the hasty research into a beloved concoction that many senior citizens once enjoyed.

I think he just called you old.

[Guest]

Factman offers a sincere apology for the hasty research into a beloved concoction that many senior citizens once enjoyed.

I think he just called you old.

I think you suck Factman's cock like a wild bitch.

[Factman]

I think you suck Factman's cock like a wild bitch.

In multiple cultures ingesting semen is a ritualistic act. In fact, the Chinese refer to it as “yang essence,” and to achieve enlightenment it should never be wasted. Ancient Chinese sex manuals, in fact, depict various ways men would transfer their semen from their “heavenly dragon pillars” to their brains.

Even in modern times, there are tribes like the Sambia of Papua New Guinea who require young men to perform fellatio and ingest semen in order to crossover into adulthood.

[my ass smells purty]

Choco lite and marathon bars were the best. Marathon is gone but aero in Canada is just like choco lite.

[RightWingConspirator]

Choco lite and marathon bars were the best. Marathon is gone but aero in Canada is just like choco lite.

Oh fuck yes. Loves me some Aeros. And the Toblerone. Those used to be bigger though.. The Hersheys Cookie Layer Crunch mint are pretty good too. Just found those nigZ.