So I'm sitting here bored and....

[Factman (lazy)]

I decided to stick my thumb up my bum and spin on it.

[Guest]

[Factman]

There are some aspects about anal stimulation and penetration that (for some folks) are considered taboo and are a challenge to talk about. Anal stimulation can be a fun and pleasurable way to explore your sexuality as long as you take a few precautions. And, as you suggest, a thumb isn’t the only object that can be used for anal pleasure: fingers (nails trimmed, please!), tongues, penises, and pretty much any clean object with smooth edges and a flared base may be suitable, whether alone or with a partner! While your anal sphincters (the muscles that keep your bum puckered up) can stretch to accommodate various sizes and shapes, they understandably have their limits. The anus is a highly sensitive area for many people, which is why it can be extremely pleasurable to have it stimulated, and also why, for the most part, your body’s pain receptors will tell you when something is too big or in too far. But (no pun intended) as a general rule, folks can usually (and safely) insert objects up to about six and a half inches long.

[Guest]

SpearchuckAz

[my ass smells purty]

SpearchuckAz

Spearchukah had to leave the show because there were no spearchukahs in mash units during the korean war

[Guest]

SpearchuckAz

Spearchukah had to leave the show because there were no spearchukahs in mash units during the korean war

Word is he was getting high on jenkem on set.

[RightWingConspirator]

SpearchuckAz

Spearchukah had to leave the show because there were no spearchukahs in mash units during the korean war

He ate it... It was a BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[my ass smells purty]

He thought it was a GD CHICKEN!!

[RightWingConspirator]

He thought it was a GD CHICKEN!!

Poor baby.