Had a Taco Bell shredded chicken burrito yesterday

[Guest]

I just farted and it nearly made me pass out.

[Guest]

You think you could bottle some of that and send it to me m8?

[Guest]

I could capture some in an old bottle of Coors Light I have here, but I'll need some money for postage.

Or if you really wanna get fancy I can open up this pack of Mason jars and seep a few in there before giving it a right good tight seal. I might throw a little dookie in there too, so you get some variety.

[RightWingConspirator]

If you can, get me in on that action too..

[my ass smells purty]

I had 2 last week and ended up on an exit ramp fertilizing the grass. Thank god it was 2am

[Guest]

I had 2 last week and ended up on an exit ramp fertilizing the grass. Thank god it was 2am

You probably killed the grass.

[RightWingConspirator]

I'll bet there's a giant brown patch there now.

[Guest]

Negroes.