Just had a lumpy chocolate milky looking shit with some yellow in it, a bit of blood and some corn.

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Just had a lumpy chocolate milky looking shit with some yellow in it, a bit of blood and some corn.

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And I didn't even eat any corn. It hurt and was pretty soupy. Smelled like straight liquid ass. I flushed as soon as I could, but my house smells terrible now. I think it might be causing me respiratory failure. Might end up in an ER later tonight. :frown:
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Re: Just had a lumpy chocolate milky looking shit with some yellow in it, a bit of blood and some corn.

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Open a window or something. Definitely don't light a match, that could be bad.
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Be careful that the massive SHIT-PILLARS don't rip open your re(K)tum on their way out!!
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Re: Just had a lumpy chocolate milky looking shit with some yellow in it, a bit of blood and some corn.

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RightWingConspirator wrote: Tue Oct 04, 2022 10:05 pm And I didn't even eat any corn. It hurt and was pretty soupy. Smelled like straight liquid ass. I flushed as soon as I could, but my house smells terrible now. I think it might be causing me respiratory failure. Might end up in an ER later tonight. :frown:
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Re: Just had a lumpy chocolate milky looking shit with some yellow in it, a bit of blood and some corn.

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Dude, it was gross. So gross.. Took an entire day for the stink to subside.
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