Just took a huge dump upstairs here at work.

[Guest]

I farted on the elevator and it stunk pretty bad. When I released teh kraken I had some huge splashback. My arse is still soaked. texting from the shitter can be hazardous. My phone is water resistant, but not deep sea diver rated.

[The Turd Watcher]

I farted on the elevator and it stunk pretty bad. When I released teh kraken I had some huge splashback. My arse is still soaked. texting from the shitter can be hazardous. My phone is water resistant, but not deep sea diver rated.

I watched you take that shit.