Results of the 2022 Midterm Election

[Guest]

Americans have overwhelmingly decided to continue being fat and stupid.

[MAGA Thug Life]

Yes.

[Stupid Joe Brandon]

Unfortunately, the Republicans won a few seats. You people need to do better next time. The future of Our Democracy™ depends on voting for Democrats. If we lose, that means you didn't do democracy right. Don't let me down again, I have to answer to George Soros for every race we lose and he's not exactly forgiving.

[Shlomo Shekelstein]

Unfortunately, the Republicans won a few seats. You people need to do better next time. The future of Our Democracy™ depends on voting for Democrats. If we lose, that means you didn't do democracy right. Don't let me down again, I have to answer to George Soros for every race we lose and he's not exactly forgiving.

Who let you out of the Oval Office? Get back in there and pass another aid package for Israel! You know what happens to presidents who don't give us what we want, right? Remember JFK?

[Vegeta]

We had an election?

[Guest]

I have an erection

[OldPyjama]

Is Joe Bidet still a wrinkly old piece of fucking antique with a limp cock?

[Vegeta]

Is Joe Bidet still a wrinkly old piece of fucking antique with a limp cock?

Well yeah, he's not getting any younger.

[RightWingConspirator]

I wouldn't worry, he'll probably die of old age tomorrow.