Thought of the day: I love blizzards.

[RightWingConspirator]

I get to sit in my house snowed in and huff my farts all day.

[RightWingConspirator]

Currently drinking some ice cold Red Stripe whilst farting a LOT.

Got some Buffalo Wings and chunky blue cheese too. This is gonna smell fantastic later on!

Well, back to Counterstrike ya wank stains

[dip]

I ate an entire pot of Buffalo chicken dip yesterday. My bathroom smells like a fucking sewer now.

[Guest]

I SINCERELY HOPE SOMEONE SLASHES YOUR THROATS