Had some pretty solid turds right now.

[HUGE DUMP TAKER]

First three had a lot of mass to them. It was like *plunk* *plunk* *PLOP*. The third one hit the bowl like a boulder and splashed my ass a bit. Number 4 was a bit smaller. I sat there a bit thinking about my latest theorem. Then came number 5. It was a bit larger than number 4 and I thought i was done. But then I felt another. And then number 7 came. Then number 8. I lost count after that. I think I finished on 10 or 11. It smelled pretty ape like in there, like a Sasquatch came in and took a dump after several months of hibernation. I turned on the fan and let the world be the world.