Just farted so loud it blew a brown hole through my trousers m8's!

[Oliver Liam Thunderfart]

Stunk so bad my flat m8's dived out the windows to escape the stench! My britches are shot and I'm out of pence for the month. I might have to borrow some clothes from my dead flatmates as two of them died in the fall. We're on the third floor.

[Sucks Reader]

YOU are a LEGEND!

[RightWingConspirator]

How did you survive? What a harrowing tale.

[Guest]

Silly Brits and their buggery

[OldPyjama]

MASSIVE SHITFARTS

[Vegeta]

Normally I'd blame Taco Bell for the OP's predicament, but he seems to be British. Must be the Heinz beans.