Just farted so loud it blew a brown hole through my trousers m8's!

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Oliver Liam Thunderfart

Just farted so loud it blew a brown hole through my trousers m8's!

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Stunk so bad my flat m8's dived out the windows to escape the stench! My britches are shot and I'm out of pence for the month. I might have to borrow some clothes from my dead flatmates as two of them died in the fall. We're on the third floor.
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YOU are a LEGEND!
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Re: Just farted so loud it blew a brown hole through my trousers m8's!

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How did you survive? What a harrowing tale.
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Silly Brits and their buggery
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MASSIVE SHITFARTS
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Re: Just farted so loud it blew a brown hole through my trousers m8's!

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Normally I'd blame Taco Bell for the OP's predicament, but he seems to be British. Must be the Heinz beans.
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