When I needed a poo poo

[Guest]

Were you there, Were you there?
When I needed a poo poo
Were you there ?

[Guest]

I sincerely hope someone slashes your throat.

[Guest]

And the smell and the colour
And the size won't matter
Were you there?

[Guest]

How did you come up with those lyrics? That's amazing!

[Guest]

I sincerely hope someone slashes your throat.

Calm down, dear.

[RightWingConspirator]

Farts.

[Guest]

[Guest]

Looks like beef stew.