You know you're speaking with pure British retardation when...

[Guest]

Instead of asking for a bottle of water, they ask for a bo'ah o wa'ah.

[Nigel Crumpet]

Blimey! It's Chewsday now, innit?

[Vegeta]

I bet I could make a lot of money by introducing the toothbrush to the English, assuming there's any English left in New Pakistan (formerly Great Britain)

[OldPyjama]

I bet I could make a lot of money by introducing the toothbrush to the English, assuming there's any English left in New Pakistan (formerly Great Britain)

10.
And you'd have to organize a workshop to explain how toothbrushes work and how not to use feces as toothpaste too

[Vegeta]

I bet I could make a lot of money by introducing the toothbrush to the English, assuming there's any English left in New Pakistan (formerly Great Britain)

10.
And you'd have to organize a workshop to explain how toothbrushes work and how not to use feces as toothpaste too

Just called up Buckingham Palace and offered to hold this workshop. They hung up because they didn't believe me when I told them that most adults in the United States, elderly included, still have all of their teeth.

[Guest]

The British pay people to be their leader and spend money. Royalty are the biggest welfare recipients and are adorned for it. P.S. the queen is fukkin dead. HAHA

[OldPyjama]

I bet I could make a lot of money by introducing the toothbrush to the English, assuming there's any English left in New Pakistan (formerly Great Britain)

10.
And you'd have to organize a workshop to explain how toothbrushes work and how not to use feces as toothpaste too

Just called up Buckingham Palace and offered to hold this workshop. They hung up because they didn't believe me when I told them that most adults in the United States, elderly included, still have all of their teeth.

Fuckingham Palace is full of retards and products of incest. What did you expect?

[Vegeta]

I bet I could make a lot of money by introducing the toothbrush to the English, assuming there's any English left in New Pakistan (formerly Great Britain)

10.
And you'd have to organize a workshop to explain how toothbrushes work and how not to use feces as toothpaste too

Just called up Buckingham Palace and offered to hold this workshop. They hung up because they didn't believe me when I told them that most adults in the United States, elderly included, still have all of their teeth.

Fuckingham Palace is full of retards and products of incest. What did you expect?

I thought I'd at least get a cup of tea

[Demolition Debbie]

Remember about your problem Davey X