I am Sir Arthur Weatherby, superintendent of the Ilford landfill

[Sir Arthur Weatherby]

I'm not much for words, as sanitation management is a position which rarely requires me to address the public. I'll just cut to the chase. Last night, we discovered a very obese man in our landfill wandering about and yammering about your web site. He identified himself as "Daddycool 55," "ChrisMuttonshutter," and "Zoink". He flat out refused to give a real name, but insisted that other users here - users he identified as Baldy, Faggot, and Greg - would know who he is. I'm not interested in learning more about your web site or this strange man. I only demand that one of you please come remove him from the landfill. His smell is unbearable, and overpowers the stench of Ilford's refuse. Our workers are threatening a strike if something is not done immediately.

[OldPyjama]

Did Bev finally kick this tuberculosis-infected pervert out?

[Demolition Debbie]

Puff