Oh god, I can't stand being in this hospital bed anymore with this shitty iPad type device.

[ChrisMuttonshutter (lazy)]

SOMEONE PLEASE KILL ME
I'm in the Ilford bariatric ward. Just ask to see the fattest person they have. I told them I have a gay bald faggot uncle named Fred, so use that name.

[RightWingConspirator]

Maybe you can pay off a nurse to tie some stethoscopes together and strangle you with them. Or see if you can get a hold of a scalpel. Remember it's down the street, not across the road.

[OldPyjama]

SOMEONE PLEASE KILL ME
I'm in the Ilford bariatric ward. Just ask to see the fattest person they have. I told them I have a gay bald faggot uncle named Fred, so use that name.

Defenestrate yourself fag.

[Guest]

Faggot