I know you're all tapped out after buying lots of holiday gifts

[Shlomo Shekelstein]

That's why I'm here with a great offer on a low interest credit card! You don't want to feel left behind on New Year's Eve, do you? Of course not! You want to get on a plane or a train so you can ring in the new year in Times Square! New York City is a beautiful place, you know. Don't forget about Valentine's Day too! You think us Jews are greedy? Try telling your wife or girlfriend that she's not getting a fancy dinner, some flowers, jewelry, and a pile of other gifts for Valentine's Day. If you ever hear from her again, it'll be through her lawyer! By the way, if you need your own lawyer, I might know a guy.

[Guest]

Hiya Dave

[RightWingConspirator]

Hiya Dez.