At exactly 12:07

[Super excited guest]

I took my first shit of 2023. At precisely 6:07, I took another. Both contained large quantities of corn. That is all.

[Guest]

I was hoping your would say it also smelled very eggy. But, that's good enough.

[Super excited guest]

I've been averaging about 2 shits per day since 1/1. So far none of my shits have been painful or constipated. I have a goal this year to have as many pain free healthy shits as possible. Gonna cut back on the spicy stuff and eat more raisins. The shits shoot out quicker and I feel more fulfilled in life.

[Guest]

I have a hemmoroid and it bleeds for you.

[Professional Shitter]

I've been averaging about 2 shits per day since 1/1. So far none of my shits have been painful or constipated. I have a goal this year to have as many pain free healthy shits as possible. Gonna cut back on the spicy stuff and eat more raisins. The shits shoot out quicker and I feel more fulfilled in life.

I have been trying to do the same. I've been getting a lot more fiber in my diet lately and had a very thick shit tonight that shot out quickly and made me feel like my soul was finally at peace. It was like a fat snake that wrapped itself around the bowl several times.

[Guest]

I've been averaging about 2 shits per day since 1/1. So far none of my shits have been painful or constipated. I have a goal this year to have as many pain free healthy shits as possible. Gonna cut back on the spicy stuff and eat more raisins. The shits shoot out quicker and I feel more fulfilled in life.

I have been trying to do the same. I've been getting a lot more fiber in my diet lately and had a very thick shit tonight that shot out quickly and made me feel like my soul was finally at peace. It was like a fat snake that wrapped itself around the bowl several times.

You sound like a couple of faggots.