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Re: ChrisMuttonshutter's short story thread

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Ah, plagiarism the last resort of the lesser :wink:

The idiot toiled at his old computer, his head was in a whirl, the anger boiled through his body and what mind he still had left ....
The giraffe had left for pastures new as she was bored, or was G a he ?
A lone male checked his hairline and waist and scanned the lonely hearts ....
Jimmy the dwarf cringed.
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Hiya me
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Old sausage tits was rattled. Someone was giving him a taste of his own medicine, and he didn't like it.
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Suddenly, light. He didn't know what it was, having never experienced it before. Air. That was new as well. And then, he crashed to the ground, head first. A voice sounded. "Mrs. Hewitt, I'm afraid I dropped your son. He's likely going to have to live with brain damage." Everyone agreed that since we're British, there would be no noticeable difference. And thus, a legend was born! :biggrin:

It was me, ta
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His room at the Bariatric Ward was placed under quarantine
Only trained professionals in hazmat suits were allowed to enter now
The giraffe hooted
He ate the owl
And he laffed
He saw another photo of a bikini model in the shoutbox
Were the inmates really impressed with these women?
His manteats were larger than her dirty pillows by far
British men know that true eroticism is found in the male form, but this board was populated by the uncivilized colonials after all...
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Another riveting tale! Top work, old chap. I particularly enjoy that you're referencing buggery more often as of late, being British myself. I've been known to slobber a knob or two in my day.
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No matter how much I shake and dance
My hand goes in my son's pants! :biggrin:

Poetry :wink:
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He sat in his ivory tower bored ....
The peasants threw cabbages
The giraffe ate them ....
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BEEFY SADDLE BAGS .ORG
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ChrisMuttonshutter wrote: Thu Jan 26, 2023 5:29 pm He sat in his ivory tower bored ....
The peasants threw cabbages
The giraffe ate them ....
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Thanks for the comment but fyi I don't get any sexual satisfaction from shitty toilets, unlike most of the inmates here :wink:
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Guest wrote: Thu Jan 05, 2023 11:56 am Old sausage tits was rattled. Someone was giving him a taste of his own medicine, and he didn't like it.
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ChrisMongohomo wrote: Thu Jan 05, 2023 10:28 pm Suddenly, light. He didn't know what it was, having never experienced it before. Air. That was new as well. And then, he crashed to the ground, head first. A voice sounded. "Mrs. Hewitt, I'm afraid I dropped your son. He's likely going to have to live with brain damage." Everyone agreed that since we're British, there would be no noticeable difference. And thus, a legend was born! :biggrin:

It was me, ta
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ChrisMongohomo wrote: Sat Jan 07, 2023 2:14 pm His room at the Bariatric Ward was placed under quarantine
Only trained professionals in hazmat suits were allowed to enter now
The giraffe hooted
He ate the owl
And he laffed
He saw another photo of a bikini model in the shoutbox
Were the inmates really impressed with these women?
His manteats were larger than her dirty pillows by far
British men know that true eroticism is found in the male form, but this board was populated by the uncivilized colonials after all...
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As you my readers can see, my efforts to bring some culture to the shithole is paying off. Some of the inmates are actually having a go at composing, although they have to use a template of one of my many exciting stories to get their own ideas going, but any effort by the retards is to be encouraged.
Let's get this thread up to 100k

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Stanky fart bref ^
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Apple Jews
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You're fucking retarded, Chris.
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I know I am m8, but what are you? :biggrin:
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LMFAoff
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