SNN News: Lisa Marie Presley dies of heart attack at age 54.

[SNN Reporter]

Also, I just took a monstrous, smelly shit.

[I hate Elvis Pedophile Presley]

She made it 12 years longer than her pedophile father did.

[David J Doherty]

Me and Dave's Mum liked the King

[Conspiracy theorist.]

Vaccines caused it.

[Guest]

Me and Dave's Mum liked the King

HELLLLLLLO DAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE

TAKE ME DOWN THE SHOPS FORRA 10P MIX AND A BOTTLE OF FIZZY POP PLZ DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE

[RightWingConspirator]

She made it 12 years longer than her pedophile father did.

I never really cared for his shit music. One thing I do respect is how he got all fat and then died on a toilet.