I parked and ran inside. I could feel it coming like an avalanche. Barely ripped off my trousers in time and before my ass cheeks even hit the seat shit was flying out my ass like you wouldn't believe. It was a SUPER GREASY Lincoln log that filled over half the bowl. Twirled around several times for some nice spirals.
That was a lot of wiping. It still stinks in here.
Had to take a beast of a shit when I got home earlier tonight.
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Had to take a beast of a shit when I got home earlier tonight.
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Re: Had to take a beast of a shit when I got home earlier tonight.
You lucky bastard. Mine are either dried hard, or have hard chunks in them. I wish I could shit like a goose too.
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