Holy God I just took an absolute BEAST of a shit!!!

[RightWingConspirator]

Now I know what it feels like to be a Sasquatch in the Spring. I'm afraid this is just a pre-gaming session for what's coming though.

I ran out of toilet paper, and couldn't find any issues of People Magazine, so I went through 5 Korans, 3 Bibles, and 7 Torahs. What a ride!

[Guest]

I hope you die an agonising final destination style death.

[lazy RWC]

Not familiar with the series. After the first one it became too lame for me. I mean we're talking SAW 1 or 2 vs. SAW 3. Come on now Melvin. Please pick one.

[Vegeta]

How many flushes to get it down?

[lazy RWC]

It was only like 5 or 6, but I did use a plunger and a beanie baby I found laying outside to get it all down. Was pretty clean on flush 7

[Guest]

Why u always lying?

[Raymond P Hewitt]

I would eat your stool.
That is all

ta

[DavidDoherty]

Sick Fukk

[ChrisMongohomo]

Baldy