I really need to shower one of these months. I can't stand the smell of my ball cheese anymore.

[reddit poster]

And I think I caught jock itch from handling the wrong neckbeard's cards at the last Magic The Gathering game I was at.

[RightWingConspirator]

What the hell is the matter with you? I savor the smell of my ball cheese, stinky farts, and nearly rotten gangrene feet. When I have to finally bath to avoid bacterial infection I'm in a deep depression for several days until that wonderful odor starts to slowly come back.

[Guest]

When I grow enough ball cheese I spread it out on toast. That's a good way to get rid of it.