Make sure you support the Restrict Act!

[Shlomo Shekelstein]

That's the name of the bill that they're calling the TikTok Ban! TikTok is bad, right? We don't need that. This bill will give the government the power to ban TikTok and any other app or service that we don't like! And good news - it also gives your pals in the government unrestricted access to everyone's phone, computer, home network, and everything on them so they can make sure that nobody is breaking the law! Anyone caught running banned software will be hit with a fine of $1 million and 20 years in prison. A small price to pay for keeping our country safe! Oh, and don't worry - this is bipartisan legislation so it'll definitely pass. Heh heh heh.

[OldPyjama]

Sniff some Zyklon B you long nosed kiken cunt

[Guest]

So what's your favorite type of TicToc? Female to male transitions maybe?

[Shlomo Shekelstein]

Don't talk like that about trans people! I make a lot of money from selling them hormones and surgeries, they're VIP customers!

[Vegeta]

Hey Shlomo, can I get some Taco Bell coupons?

[Guest]

Hiya Dave

[RightWingConspirator]

I want Wendy's coupons.