Just farted at the gym
Just farted at the gym
I figured I'd use the exercise bike for a few minutes, since I'm a big fat guy and people keep telling me to slim down. Unfortunately, before I even finished climbing on the thing I unleashed a massive fart that blew an old lady off the treadmill next to me. They told me that I'm not welcome in that gym anymore.
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Re: Just farted at the gym
Something like that happened to me once, only it was a protein fart that launched me across the weight benches and straight into a mirror. That was a mess.
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