I want to fart the most heinous fart ever farted

[Horace Stanker]

Need some food recommendations to help me achieve my goal

[RightWingConspirator]

Need some food recommendations to help me achieve my goal

I suggest a portion of each:

1. pickled herring
2. Casu marzu cheese
3. Taco Bell Diablo sauce
4. Balut eggs
5. KFC Famous Bowl
6. Jim Beam whiskey (at least six shots, I know calling it whiskey is a stretch)
7. Colt .45 malt liquor (may substitute St. Ides or Steel Reserve)

[RightWingConspirator]

I just let loose a little stinker, but it's nothing like the results you get if you follow some of my suggestions.

Another thing you might want to do is go into the ghetto in blackface. Find some niggers and hang out for a while, find out what they eat that makes them smell so bad.

[Guest]

Brussel sprouts are a very underrated fart weapon additive.

[Guest]

Ten orders of onion rings with buffalo and chili dipping sauce.

[Frederick Palowaski]

Egg Salad sandwich, followed up with a Chipotle's burrito made with all their bean selection and every hot or spicy sauce they offer with rice. A side of salad made of broccoli, raisins, and miracle whip. And a 12 pack of hurricane high gravity to wash it all down with. If you aren't gassy as hell or near death after consuming all of this, you truly have a cast iron stomach.

[RightWingConspirator]

I was going to recommend Hurricane if you can't find St. Ides or Steel Reserve, but you beat me to it. Good on you.

[RightWingConspirator]

Also, negroes.

[Guest]

Niggers.

[Fart trainer]

Need some food recommendations to help me achieve my goal

Begin the fart training regimine. Start with the ankle grab stretches and work your way up from there.

[my ass smells purty]

Aged asiago cheese farts makes me roll the window down

[Guest]

Aged asiago cheese farts makes me roll the window down

True dat. Those can be really bad.

[Fart Master]

A side of salad made of broccoli, raisins, and miracle whip. And a 12 pack of hurricane high gravity to wash it all down with.

This is very fine advice.