I survived my 18th heart attack this year.

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FAT FUCK United States of America
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I survived my 18th heart attack this year.

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I just wanted to thank everyone for the well wishes, and I plan on celebrating with 18 Dominos deep dish meat pizzas and 18 coconut cream pies, washed down with 18 two liter bottles of Cherry Coke. :smile:
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Dude, ur kinda fat. Maybe you should chill out and eat some veggies or something. Maybe massage your fat rolls in prep for a walk across the living room.
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This thread reminds me, I need to take a giant shit right now.
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Normally, I advocate euthanizing all fat fucks, especially fat Br*tish pedos.
But you're kinda cool
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I survived my 12th septic shock due to feces consumption and extreme obesity :wink:
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OldPyjama wrote: Fri Apr 07, 2023 1:33 am Normally, I advocate euthanizing all fat fucks, especially fat Br*tish pedos.
But you're kinda cool
Thanks man, I really appreciate the support. I know people who are angry and bitter about being fat, but I'm fat and happy. It's just who I am. Well me and 35 custard pies is who I am.
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Your new FF, maybe a little fasting will help ....
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