What on Earth is going on with BIG ADELE?

[Chargin' Charles Whitfield]

I sought out our corpulent musical friend for a fight, having heard so much about her physical prowess here on the board, and I must say, I did not get what I expected. As soon as I found her, a man dressed as an old sea captain appeared and began chasing her with a harpoon while shouting like Captain Ahab. I must say, I find these events to be quite inexplicable.

[BIG SAM SMITH]

YOU HAVE TO BEAT ME BEFORE YOU CAN CHALLENGE ADELE, YOU BIG POOF. ILL PUT MY HAND UP YOUR ARSE AND OPERATE YOU LIKE A PUPPET.

[DavidDoherty]

I'd give her one
I'd give anyone/woman if I could get a date