Why Donald Trump must win 2024

[OldPyjama]

Under Biden you guys are so... boring. Back in the days of Tronald Dump, we had quality comedy coming from the White House on a daily basis. Now it's just this senile old fuck doing what every American has been doing for the past decades: fuck the average American in the ass. At least with the orange moron, we had some absolute hilarity coming forth. We would wake up, go to work and during lunch, we could go on the news and ask "Ah, what else has the moron said today for lulz?" and we'd see classics like

• "I could be the most popular person in Europe. I could run for any office if I wanted to"

• "I'm a very stable genius"

• "The noise of wind mills causes cancer"

• "We can bring the strong UV light inside the body to cure Covid"

• "We can inject desinfectant inside the body to cure Covid"

• Whatever this was

• "Let's nuke hurricanes to dissipate them"

Comedy fucking gold. I want more of it. Fucking Biden is boring and unfunny and should just haul his wrinkly old ass into a grave.

[Guest]

You're a FAGGOT

[Guest]

You're a FAGGOT

Lol negro penus up ur dat arse u child beating fag lul

[Guest]

Trump must win so that more conservatives die of stupidity from the things he convinces them of. Lemmings doing themselves in is the greatest thing ever. Better yet, they think they are winning. Yeah, show those libtards Trump has all the answers and not those silly scientists and economists and smart people. Camacho 2028'.

[Guest]

[Guest]

Trump must win so that more conservatives die of stupidity from the things he convinces them of. Lemmings doing themselves in is the greatest thing ever. Better yet, they think they are winning. Yeah, show those libtards Trump has all the answers and not those silly scientists and economists and smart people. Camacho 2028'.

Real science said that I can be a woman if I want to, so I cut my dick off and wear women's clothing now. I also have AIDS, but that's from social stigma and has nothing to do with getting fucked in the ass by drug addicts.

[RightWingConspirator]

I really couldn't give a shit who wins as none of it affects me, but if Troglodyte wins it will be hilarious and I'll sit back and huff my farts and beat my meat to all the wankstains losing their minds over nothing and all the other hilarity and riots that will take place will be funny too.

[Yeeee-hawwww]