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About flatulence
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Flatulence is passing gas from the digestive system out of the back passage. It's more commonly known as "passing wind", or "farting".

Farting is often laughed about, but excessive flatulence can be embarrassing and make you feel uncomfortable around others. However, it can usually be controlled with changes to your diet and lifestyle.

Flatulence is a normal biological process and is something everyone experiences regularly. Some people pass wind only a few times a day, others a lot more, but the average is said to be about 5 to 15 times a day.
Who the hell farts only once a day? I let rip boomers at least every 5 minutes.
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Gas is constantly passing out my ass in a continuous stream.
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Niggers.
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What a wild thread. I just farted as I'm typing this. It stinks.
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POOT!

I farted.
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Massive Shitfarts.
Toilet.
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