ChrisM's short story thread

[ChrisMongohomo]

There once was a man with no hair
It was you

Baldy

[DavidDoherty]

The idiot looked in the mirror and was shocked at the fool who looked back, why was a giraffe there as well ....

[ChrisMongohomo]

Baldy

[DavidDoherty]

He was in a cvae and everything echoed echoed echoed ....

[ChrisMongohomo]

Baldy

[DavidDoherty]

It started to seep in .. seep seep seep ....
Who would find the solution

[ChrisMongohomo]

No fucking idea what ur going on about m8, I think you've gone daft! Fact

[DavidDoherty]

It seeped into the ceiling
It seeped into the floor
It seeped through the window
It seeped through the door

[DavidDoherty]

It seeped to the bedroom
It seeped into his bed
It covered his privates
It covered his head

[ChrisMongohomo]

Baldy

[Zoink]

The stalker appeared again
It made him smile

[Zoink]

He'd lost gerry girafe and the owl had fucked off to pastures new
He was despondent for about 5 seconds then ate some of his Easter egg.

[ChrisMuttonshutter]

He slept soundly and saw the light in his dreams
He rose for he knew his path
He became the light and goodness
He would pave the way for all the lost souls
He was

[Ivor Longun]

Gaaaaaaaaaaaay

[ChrisMuttonshutter]

He wanted to walk away but was always drawn back into the black putrid mess ....

[Zoink]

" Fuck me " he thought, " I haven't written any of this shit for a while "
So he did

[ChrisMuttonshutter]

He was surfing when he noticed the black hole and decided to venture into it.
He never emerged again from the shithole.
It was a better place for his presence ....

[Shlomo Shekelstein]

Chris, you're a genius. I'd like to publish your work, and I'll only skim 80% off the top. How about it?

[Guest]

Chris, you're a genius. I'd like to publish your work, and I'll only skim 80% off the top. How about it?

Suck his minicock you filthy jew dog

[ChrisMuttonshutter]

Please keep this thread for fantastic short stories