Pro Tip for when you're constipated and have tried everything to soften your shit.

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RightWingConspirator
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Pro Tip for when you're constipated and have tried everything to soften your shit.

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So I'm sitting there on the throne super frustrated. My legs are starting to go numb and I'm starting to panic. All of a sudden something primal woke up in me. I started sweating and grunting loudly making caveman noises while pushing with all my strength. I got that bugger to slide out, and boy was it a big one.
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