I just farted and it launched me straight into the stratosphere!!!!

[RightWingConspirator]

Luckily I was wearing a parachute and a fart mask. I take precautions like that these days.

[Vegeta]

Hey, that's impressive. I've only managed to launch myself head first into the TV so far. That really hurt.

[RightWingConspirator]

I have gone into the ceiling many times, but my fat head gets stuck, then I have to figure my way out of it. It's a mess every time. This one was a first though. I'm pretty sure I broke the sound barrier.