Shit out this giant crusty lincoln log today that made me feel well rested

[RightWingConspirator]

It was damn solid and a bit of a pain to push out. Surprised me how big it was. It reminded me of one of those big downed trees you see down by the river. Most of the branches gone.. All dried up and sorry looking with a rough finish and a light tan appearance. I was glad to get that giant hunk of shit out. Thank God for modern industrial high pressure toilets.

[Guest]

^suckages own donald trump, another boring bastard

[Guest]

Just farted out a crusty rotten fart myself. Melted my shorts right off my ass.

[Guest]

^suckages own donald trump, another boring bastard

jealous.