List your favorite ways to be an asshole to other people.

500 topics on each page. Start your own discussion on any subject.
Post Reply
User avatar
Guest

List your favorite ways to be an asshole to other people.

#486

Post by Guest »

1. I like to order pizza and have it delivered during a thunderstorm, and then not tip.
User avatar
Brad Pitt

Re: List your favorite ways to be an asshole to other people.

#487

Post by Brad Pitt »

I like to take everything out of the bag at Burger King in the drive through window, open it and inspect it to make sure it was made the way I requested, place it back inside, then advance for the person behind me if I'm satisfied with what I recieved.

THEY FUCK YOU AT THE DRIVE THROUGH.
User avatar
my ass smells purty Turkmenistan
Posts: 527
Joined: Sun Apr 29, 2018 8:28 am
Mood:

Re: List your favorite ways to be an asshole to other people.

#489

Post by my ass smells purty »

i crop dust a lot

when some dickhead is tailgating my trailer at work, i slow down and when they cross the yellow line to see if they can pass, i ride the yellow line
if they don’t tailgate me, i dont give them a problem
User avatar
my ass smells purty Turkmenistan
Posts: 527
Joined: Sun Apr 29, 2018 8:28 am
Mood:

Re: List your favorite ways to be an asshole to other people.

#490

Post by my ass smells purty »

i am the number one instigator on the cb. if someone is preaching, i ask them if they think jesus farted, shit, pissed or beat off since he was perfect
talk like a stereotypical dumb negro to bring in the coloreds
User avatar
Guest

Re: List your favorite ways to be an asshole to other people.

#492

Post by Guest »

I like to pass old people who drive slow, get in front of them, and drive slower.
User avatar
Guest

Re: List your favorite ways to be an asshole to other people.

#499

Post by Guest »

Guest wrote: Fri Jun 01, 2018 10:51 pm I like to pass old people who drive slow, get in front of them, and drive slower.
10/10.
User avatar
Guest

Re: List your favorite ways to be an asshole to other people.

#510

Post by Guest »

We have a guy in the office who digs plastic bottles out of the garbage so that we put them in the recycle bin. I like to throw the plastic bottles back in the garbage again.
User avatar
Guest

Re: List your favorite ways to be an asshole to other people.

#579

Post by Guest »

I do egg farts in elevators.
Post Reply

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No User AvatarAhrefs [Bot], No User AvatarBing [Bot], No User AvatarSemrush [Bot] and 5 guests